Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
"Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics"
Capitalism Stole My Virginity Lyrics
Nowhere's untouched by the shame Who said we could get by with our childhood games Days of innocence are all long gone Avoid the shock honey and try to live on Woke up all paralyzed All dreams corrupted in front of our eyes On every forehead of every little whore There's a sign that says, 'baby don't come bac
Nowhere's untouched by the shame Who said we could get by with our childhood games Days of innocence are all long gone Avoid the shock honey and try to live on Woke up all paralyzed All dreams corrupted in front of our eyes On every forehead of every little whore There's a sign that says, 'baby don't come bac
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down an
Ironclad Lyrics
I can't believe you're even trying this And the fact that you don't know what my power is On the battle field all the angels will fall And you can't hide behind your crumbling walls Evil dreams they try to pull you in But now's the time to pay for all your sins When it's even way too late to repent So maybe your
d short is longI can't believe you're even trying this And the fact that you don't know what my power is On the battle field all the angels will fall And you can't hide behind your crumbling walls Evil dreams they try to pull you in But now's the time to pay for all your sins When it's even way too late to repent So maybe your
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so
Temperature Lyrics
Intro: de gal dem Schillachi...Sean da Paul So me give it to...so me give to...so me give it to...to all girls Five million and forty naughty shorty... Baby girl...all ma girlz... all ma girlz...Sean da Paul sey... Chorus : When woman the the weather turn cold I wanna be keepin' you warm I got the right temperature f
had them send me back to last Thursday nightIntro: de gal dem Schillachi...Sean da Paul So me give it to...so me give to...so me give it to...to all girls Five million and forty naughty shorty... Baby girl...all ma girlz... all ma girlz...Sean da Paul sey... Chorus : When woman the the weather turn cold I wanna be keepin' you warm I got the right temperature f
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly
Hoverin' Lyrics
Hoverin' Hoverin' above the universe We were floatin' We didn't know where we were Flyin' down the street But our feet not touchin' Ah we saw it all But we don't remember nothin' Hoverin' That's with everybody dazed Hoverin' We do it everyday Don't do it if you plan to stick around! gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong
Hoverin' Hoverin' above the universe We were floatin' We didn't know where we were Flyin' down the street But our feet not touchin' Ah we saw it all But we don't remember nothin' Hoverin' That's with everybody dazed Hoverin' We do it everyday Don't do it if you plan to stick around!
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong