Tenacious D Lyrics
Tenacious D Lyrics
"City Hall Lyrics"
One By One Lyrics
Any way you turn, you cannot escape Your mind will be smashed into shape The poison that is normality is everywhere But I wont take the bait You blink an eye, you cease to resist A second's lapse is all that it takes But my blood's seething with the antiserum And I know that its hate One by one, you fall from grace One by one, you cant look me in the face You gasp, you grasp to the sides as youre falling in
Any way you turn, you cannot escape Your mind will be smashed into shape The poison that is normality is everywhere But I wont take the bait You blink an eye, you cease to resist A second's lapse is all that it takes But my blood's seething with the antiserum And I know that its hate One by one, you fall from grace One by one, you cant look me in the face You gasp, you grasp to the sides as youre falling in
All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as
Believer Lyrics
(Gary Yoder & G.R. Grelecki) You're a young man now and You toss the hair from your shoulders Feeling strong and All the young girls are coming on bolder Back at home you know the old folks just get older Why wait around when the world needs a leader. Either you could be a believer Either you might have a leader. There's a light to your life and Your eyes are glowing much brighter There's a voice in the dark and She whispers, "You gotta hold tighter" Storm is lifted and your spirits are soaring much higher It's a race to the end but the way seems to be clearing. Either
Two Kings,(Gary Yoder & G.R. Grelecki) You're a young man now and You toss the hair from your shoulders Feeling strong and All the young girls are coming on bolder Back at home you know the old folks just get older Why wait around when the world needs a leader. Either you could be a believer Either you might have a leader. There's a light to your life and Your eyes are glowing much brighter There's a voice in the dark and She whispers, "You gotta hold tighter" Storm is lifted and your spirits are soaring much higher It's a race to the end but the way seems to be clearing. Either
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
Little Good-byes Lyrics
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear. You never listen when I talk, Maybe you'll listen when I walk. So I made up my mind and made a sandwich And I didn't shed a tear. I gave you one last minute of my time In this mess I left behind. You'll come home tonight, And turn on the light, Don't you be surprised to find, My little goodbyes. Empty hangers by the closet door, Lipstick tube on the bathroom floor(My Little Goodbyes). Unpaid bills by the kitchen phone, I took the Beatles, left Billy Joel. My little goodbyes Little good, little goodbyes I'm sure you're sure I'll be back i
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear. You never listen when I talk, Maybe you'll listen when I walk. So I made up my mind and made a sandwich And I didn't shed a tear. I gave you one last minute of my time In this mess I left behind. You'll come home tonight, And turn on the light, Don't you be surprised to find, My little goodbyes. Empty hangers by the closet door, Lipstick tube on the bathroom floor(My Little Goodbyes). Unpaid bills by the kitchen phone, I took the Beatles, left Billy Joel. My little goodbyes Little good, little goodbyes I'm sure you're sure I'll be back i
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[su
Shapeshifter Lyrics
[Music by : D. Blomqvist, F. Estby. Lyrics by : M. K„rki] A long dark tunnel lies before me through the pain of afterlife i reach for the light What was shall be again though in a different form erased and blank i enter life The path lies open i'm free to choose from the multitude of options to let my instincts guide me through this long and winding walk Greeted by depressing fear can't go forward but can't go back cold and dark remembrance the years that pass before my eyes My body grows weak and die the cycle of death is complete restrained in moral chainsg]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
[Music by : D. Blomqvist, F. Estby. Lyrics by : M. K„rki] A long dark tunnel lies before me through the pain of afterlife i reach for the light What was shall be again though in a different form erased and blank i enter life The path lies open i'm free to choose from the multitude of options to let my instincts guide me through this long and winding walk Greeted by depressing fear can't go forward but can't go back cold and dark remembrance the years that pass before my eyes My body grows weak and die the cycle of death is complete restrained in moral chains
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!